Mischievous Pen
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CNNN News Reader : There is a clash going on in the Indian Blogsphere since last few days. Our Indian correspondent Satinder Chandra has report.
Satinder Chandra (SC henceforth) : Thanks Monica. I am outside the Delhi campus of TBIIPM. TBIIPM stands for Think Beyond Indian Institute of Planning and Management. Here is a guy who is dying to get an admission into TBIIPM.
SC : What's your name and how long have you been trying to get an admission into TBIIPM ?
Guy : My name is OraclePrgrammer. I am an IIT passout of the year 1999. Since 1999, I am trying to secure admission into TBIIPM. But the entrance for TBIIPM seems too tough. I have also given CAT 5 times after which I have thought of thinking beyond IIMs. During the process, I had managed to secure admission into IIM-A twice and IIM-B 5 times. But I did not want to pass out of an IIM just like any other Gaurav or Rashmi. I always wanted to have a salary of 36 lacs. You know, passing out of TBIIPM and getting into good organization has a rarity value in itself.
SC : What ambition do you have after passing out of TBIIPM?
Guy: I want a salary of Rs. 36 as soon as pass out of TBIIPM. So, I have only one organization which would recognize my degree. Advertising and Marketing head of TBIIPM itself!
SC : Here is another guy with me who claims that he has passed out from TBIIPM. Let us ask him when did he passed out from TBIIPM and how much does he earn now.
CAndy : Hi, my name is CAndy. I secured admission into the institute when I posted derogatory comments on the person defaming TBIIPM on blogpoint.com. They called me up and offered admission to the institute. And they gave me a 50% waiver in the fees! And believe it or not, they offered me 100% job guarantee after passing out from TBIIPM. As a professor in TBIIPM.
SC : So you are a professor in TBIIPM now, right?
CAndy : No. When I was in the institute, they taught me what nobody teaches at IIM. Being a commission agent. After passing out of TBIIPM, I started a commission agency to promote advertisements of TBIIPM in leading newspapers. I am a link between Indian press media and TBIIPM. I now earn much more than I had ever dreamt of. Thanks TBIIPM.
SC : Now lets meet Mr. TBIIPMStudent9. You are a TBIIPM graduate, aren't you? And I heard that you gave up a fat salary European job.
TBIIPMStudent9: Graduate, oh yeah, I am. I sacrificed a lucrative European job to pursue my hobby in India, photography. I had a job in Paisalona Business School and jIMI business school simultaneously. The former was based in Spain, while later was from Belgium. My job profile was to carry Indian degrees to Europe, putting a stamp on them, and get them back as certificates in Indian business schools like TBIIPM. But as they had taught me to look beyond the best, I established myself in the field of photography. And I am earning big bucks too! My current job profile is to take photographs of various campuses of TBIIPMs and Management gurus associated with TBIIPM. I take a royalty of 1paisa per copy of newspaper in which the photographs appear. Believe it or not, I am a millionaire. Thanks TBIIPM.
I was also given freedom to shoot a Bollywood movie, Dekh sako to dekh lo. This movie was entirely funded by Management guru from TBIIPM. Though that movie did not fare well, Management guru is ready to fund another Bollywood movie. This time the focus would be on heroine. We are signing leading actress from India, who has gained reputation worldwide, Mallika Khirapat. She would also act as brand ambassador for TBIIPM henceforth. They say intelligent people get together well.
SC : The Indian bloggers accuse Indian print media of not giving enough attention to the lawsuit filed by TBIIPM on an Indian blogger because TBIIPM is the major source of revenue for Indian print media. I have with me Mr. Zadgaokar, chief editor of "Whines of India". Sir, can you tell me your stand on these allegations.
Z : We have so many issues going on currently. These kind of news do not carry much importance. Look at the movie world. Karishma and her husband unite again. Greg and Ganguly spat is still on. Then there are social issues like the release of movie Garam Masala. And diwali (a festival of lights celebrated all over India) is on the cards too. We do not feel that 125 Cr is a big enough amount to give attention. In the past we have ignored Rs. 3000Cr Chara scam and Rs. 10,000 Cr bofors scam. 125 Cr is nothing.
SC : And finally, we have a representative of blogsphere, blogging community in India, Mr IndiaUncut. How do you feel about all this issue, being a representative of free media and an advocate of free speech.
IU : I think that fundamental rights of "Freedom of Speech" are being crushed below the feet of rich in India. The constitution has given …..
SC : Sorry to interrupt you.
IU : Right to express opinions ….
SC : Sorry, we are running short of time.
IU : Knowledge society ....
SC: Thank you very much for talking to us Mr IndiaUncut. That's all we have from India tonight. Satinder Chandra, CNNN, India.
Tushar
CNNN News Reader : There is a clash going on in the Indian Blogsphere since last few days. Our Indian correspondent Satinder Chandra has report.
Satinder Chandra (SC henceforth) : Thanks Monica. I am outside the Delhi campus of TBIIPM. TBIIPM stands for Think Beyond Indian Institute of Planning and Management. Here is a guy who is dying to get an admission into TBIIPM.
SC : What's your name and how long have you been trying to get an admission into TBIIPM ?
Guy : My name is OraclePrgrammer. I am an IIT passout of the year 1999. Since 1999, I am trying to secure admission into TBIIPM. But the entrance for TBIIPM seems too tough. I have also given CAT 5 times after which I have thought of thinking beyond IIMs. During the process, I had managed to secure admission into IIM-A twice and IIM-B 5 times. But I did not want to pass out of an IIM just like any other Gaurav or Rashmi. I always wanted to have a salary of 36 lacs. You know, passing out of TBIIPM and getting into good organization has a rarity value in itself.
SC : What ambition do you have after passing out of TBIIPM?
Guy: I want a salary of Rs. 36 as soon as pass out of TBIIPM. So, I have only one organization which would recognize my degree. Advertising and Marketing head of TBIIPM itself!
SC : Here is another guy with me who claims that he has passed out from TBIIPM. Let us ask him when did he passed out from TBIIPM and how much does he earn now.
CAndy : Hi, my name is CAndy. I secured admission into the institute when I posted derogatory comments on the person defaming TBIIPM on blogpoint.com. They called me up and offered admission to the institute. And they gave me a 50% waiver in the fees! And believe it or not, they offered me 100% job guarantee after passing out from TBIIPM. As a professor in TBIIPM.
SC : So you are a professor in TBIIPM now, right?
CAndy : No. When I was in the institute, they taught me what nobody teaches at IIM. Being a commission agent. After passing out of TBIIPM, I started a commission agency to promote advertisements of TBIIPM in leading newspapers. I am a link between Indian press media and TBIIPM. I now earn much more than I had ever dreamt of. Thanks TBIIPM.
SC : Now lets meet Mr. TBIIPMStudent9. You are a TBIIPM graduate, aren't you? And I heard that you gave up a fat salary European job.
TBIIPMStudent9: Graduate, oh yeah, I am. I sacrificed a lucrative European job to pursue my hobby in India, photography. I had a job in Paisalona Business School and jIMI business school simultaneously. The former was based in Spain, while later was from Belgium. My job profile was to carry Indian degrees to Europe, putting a stamp on them, and get them back as certificates in Indian business schools like TBIIPM. But as they had taught me to look beyond the best, I established myself in the field of photography. And I am earning big bucks too! My current job profile is to take photographs of various campuses of TBIIPMs and Management gurus associated with TBIIPM. I take a royalty of 1paisa per copy of newspaper in which the photographs appear. Believe it or not, I am a millionaire. Thanks TBIIPM.
I was also given freedom to shoot a Bollywood movie, Dekh sako to dekh lo. This movie was entirely funded by Management guru from TBIIPM. Though that movie did not fare well, Management guru is ready to fund another Bollywood movie. This time the focus would be on heroine. We are signing leading actress from India, who has gained reputation worldwide, Mallika Khirapat. She would also act as brand ambassador for TBIIPM henceforth. They say intelligent people get together well.
SC : The Indian bloggers accuse Indian print media of not giving enough attention to the lawsuit filed by TBIIPM on an Indian blogger because TBIIPM is the major source of revenue for Indian print media. I have with me Mr. Zadgaokar, chief editor of "Whines of India". Sir, can you tell me your stand on these allegations.
Z : We have so many issues going on currently. These kind of news do not carry much importance. Look at the movie world. Karishma and her husband unite again. Greg and Ganguly spat is still on. Then there are social issues like the release of movie Garam Masala. And diwali (a festival of lights celebrated all over India) is on the cards too. We do not feel that 125 Cr is a big enough amount to give attention. In the past we have ignored Rs. 3000Cr Chara scam and Rs. 10,000 Cr bofors scam. 125 Cr is nothing.
SC : And finally, we have a representative of blogsphere, blogging community in India, Mr IndiaUncut. How do you feel about all this issue, being a representative of free media and an advocate of free speech.
IU : I think that fundamental rights of "Freedom of Speech" are being crushed below the feet of rich in India. The constitution has given …..
SC : Sorry to interrupt you.
IU : Right to express opinions ….
SC : Sorry, we are running short of time.
IU : Knowledge society ....
SC: Thank you very much for talking to us Mr IndiaUncut. That's all we have from India tonight. Satinder Chandra, CNNN, India.
Tushar
posted by Tushar Kulkarni | 8:07 PM
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have been following ur blog since long back dude...
cool work !!!!
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